viv-karofsky:

I’m thinking tonight is a movie night. Much Ado About Nothing or Flowers in the Attic? It’s a remake theme night.

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I’ve never seen either of those movies. They sound interesting, though.

posted 3 hours ago with 8 notes via viv-karofsky
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Ow, Ow, Ow.

cain-puckerman:

 

Okay, I’ll thin about agreeing to them. You should start speaking fast so I can hear your accent. Why o? That’s because she’s a bully. True enough. Alright. Me is all you’ll get then.

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That’s as close as I’m going to get so I’ll take it. No. I’ve managed to do a good job and I’m going to keep doing a good job. I don’t know. I’ve  just had a harder time trying to say anything with an “o” in it. I’m fine with just you. As long as you’re fine with just me and pizza.

posted 3 days ago with 90 notes via cain-puckerman
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Ow, Ow, Ow.

cain-puckerman:

 

What if I don’t agree to those terms. Why don’t you have that much of an accent? I expected you to sound like a leprechaun. Nope. I’ve known her for years. She’s a demon and she’s going to lie and pretend she’s an angel. You’re so weird sometimes. Why not? Do you want me to bring anything?

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I can’t force you to agree to them, but I would really loved it if you would agree to them. I have an accent but it really only comes out when I speak really fast and if I started speaking like that no one will understand me. It kind of comes out whenever I try to say anything that has an O. Dude, even she said you were delusional. Because I’m me, that’s why not. Nope, just you. 

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I feel like an old man

kennedy-karofsky:

 

I really do think that was the most spoiled thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Your nanny went out and bought you lobster because you randomly wanted it. It’s okay though, because you learned from the experience, lobster is disgusting. Really disgusting. of course Cain is delusional, this isn’t news. 

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I ate the entire thing even though I didn’t like it. At least I didn’t just spit it out and not eat what took her like 2 hours to make. I’m not a terrible person. From what I’ve seen on television and by other people, I thought it would be really delicious but it’s gross as shit.I need to call him out for this one. He told me he would never tell a lie.

I feel like an old man

kennedy-karofsky:

 

We should. Basically anything on the food network would work. Same with E. E is a great place for scripted reality. Of course I’m not a demon, I am a sweet, innocent angel

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The food network is something I usually watch when I’m very hungry and it gives me ideas to ask the nanny to make me for dinner/lunch/break, or whatever. One time I asked her to make lobster and she actually went to the store, bought it, and made it. It was so fucking disgusting - and I found out I hated lobster. Thank you. Looks like Cain is delusional.

I feel like an old man

kennedy-karofsky:

 

If you really want terribly scripted reality tv, watch Mystery Diners on the Food network. 

I’ll look into it. You should watch Operation Repo and just watch how scripted it is. We should just make a list of all terribly scripted reality shows so we can have something funny to laugh at. Also…I heard you were a demon. Is that true?

Ow, Ow, Ow.

cain-puckerman:

 

What if it’s not an answer you like? So, something’s not weird if you don’t think it’s weird. She is. I wouldn’t lie to you. I don’t know, why should I have faith in your? So, you like flamboyant? Jeez, I’m coming. Don’t be impatient. It’ll be like 2 minutes.

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Then I’ll tell you and you’ll get 3 days to think of an answer I like. That’s pretty fair. Well, since I’m the Irish one I’ll confirm that it’s not weird at all. I don’t think you’re lying, I just think that you have this image of her in your head that is just going into your beliefs. No, I don’t. I can’t help it. And I’m counting down.

posted 3 days ago with 90 notes via cain-puckerman
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Ow, Ow, Ow.

cain-puckerman:

 

Good. I bet some day I will have a concrete reason. That just seems a weird reason. Ask her, she’ll admit to being a demon. I don’t expect too much, you don’t seem like a guy who’d be able to deliver. Sometimes plain is good. So I’d need to do the pursuing?

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You have all the time, so I’ll let you think about it and hopefully it’s an answer that I will like. It’s only weird if you believe it to be weird.  Will she really? I owe you one if you she actually does. Wow, I at least hope that you have some faith in me.  Yeah, but not in my eyes it isn’t. Do whatever you think will work. But nothing is going to work right now because you still aren’t over here.

posted 3 days ago with 90 notes via cain-puckerman
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kennedy-karofsky:

 

What do they even show on TruTV?

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They mostly show stupid reality shows that are supposed to be “completely true” but you can tell that most of them aren’t. And really early in the mornings to the afternoons they show actual court cases. It used to be called Court TV or something.

I feel like an old man

kennedy-karofsky:

 

that is exactly what I scream every time it goes to commercial. 

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It’s not what you actually scream but I’m sure that’s how they want you to think.